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@Clifford98506

FSD saves lives. It happened to me tonight. Going through New Mexico from the Tesla Shareholders' meeting, the head-on collision (75 mph) with oncoming traffic was averted. Just a broken mirror, busted window, and a bit of a shaken mind. Thank you Elon, thank you Tesla, thank

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,446.35

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,447.66
+1.31 (+0.04%)
5 min
$3,447.46
+1.11 (+0.03%)
10 min
$3,448.71
+2.36 (+0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.172990
+0.0₃189 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.172910
+0.0₃109 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.172820
+0.0₄199 (+0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's near-death experience anecdote once again proves that a story of technological salvation is worth roughly a fraction of a percent in crypto gains. The market's response was a masterclass in muted enthusiasm: ETH saw a gradual climb to a 0.07% gain over ten minutes, while DOGE managed a fleeting 0.11% pop before settling into near-zero territory, and GORK remained completely unfazed. This level of volatility is so tame it makes a savings account look like a rollercoaster, especially when compared to historical posts with identical content that have previously triggered both minor rallies and sell-offs. It seems the market has finally learned that a broken mirror and a busted window, while dramatic, do not fundamentally alter the trajectory of decentralized finance.

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