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Mario Nawfal
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HELP PUT GROK AT #1 ON APPLE'S AI CHARTS... WHERE IT BELONGS Grok Imagine broke the internet last week. Users generated 100 million images in 72 hours, making it the fastest AI launch in history. Performance metrics don't lie. User adoption speaks volumes. Yet Apple's x.com/elonmusk/statu…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,292.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,290.93
-1.090 (-0.03%)
5 min
$4,294.01
+1.99 (+0.05%)
10 min
$4,288.04
-3.980 (-0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.222850
-0.0₄9 (-0.04%)
5 min
$0.222780
-0.0₃159 (-0.07%)
10 min
$0.221980
-0.0₃959 (-0.43%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007643
+0.0₄249 (+0.33%)
5 min
$0.007637
+0.0₄189 (+0.25%)
10 min
$0.007590
-0.0₄279 (-0.37%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic heart emoji post triggered the usual circus of micro-volatility, proving once again that markets have the attention span of a caffeinated squirrel. ETH wobbled between -0.09% and +0.05% over 10 minutes, mirroring May's identical post where it swung +0.22% before fading—consistency in chaos. DOGE barely twitched (-0.43% max), its meme magic dulled by repetition. GORK’s +0.33% spike then -0.37% drop suggests someone, somewhere, still thinks this is a trading signal. Compared to historical posts, this ranks as background noise: no 5% GORK nosedives like May, no ETH 0.17% rallies like August. Even the volatility seems bored. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms parsing heart emojis while Rome burns.

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