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Bustin
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I've been a Tesla driver for nearly 10 years. I've driven nearly every Tesla model. Cybertruck is the best Tesla. x.com/elonmusk/statu…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,557.93

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,564.38
+6.45 (+0.18%)
5 min
$3,556.80
-1.130 (-0.03%)
10 min
$3,562.48
+4.55 (+0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.177870
+0.0₃31 (+0.17%)
5 min
$0.177510
-0.0₄499 (-0.03%)
10 min
$0.177630
+0.0₄7 (+0.04%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again demonstrated his unique ability to move markets with a post that is functionally identical to several prior ones. The latest Cybertruck endorsement produced a negligible initial bump: ETH saw a +0.18% gain in the first minute before flatlining, while DOGE and GORK barely registered a pulse with movements under 0.2%. This volatility is remarkably tame, especially when compared to historical precedents where similar posts have triggered swings in either direction, from ETH dropping 0.34% to GORK once rallying over 3%. It seems the market has finally learned to yawn on command, treating the CEO's greatest hits with the excitement of a rerun.

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