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Dave Lee
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Tesla's new Model Y is an amazing car. Smoother, quieter, better sound system, more refined, rear screen and controls, blind spot monitor, air-conditioned front seats, and much more. Well done Tesla team.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,517.77

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,518.40
+0.630 (+0.03%)
5 min
$2,520.64
+2.87 (+0.11%)
10 min
$2,517.34
-0.430 (-0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.189960
-0.0₃2 (-0.11%)
5 min
$0.190330
+0.0₃17 (+0.09%)
10 min
$0.189960
-0.0₃2 (-0.11%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010910
-0.0₄2 (-0.18%)
5 min
$0.010940
+0.0₅999 (+0.09%)
10 min
$0.010930
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Tesla praise post triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap from the market. ETH wobbled between +0.63 (0.03%) at 1 minute and -0.43 (-0.02%) by 10 minutes, a volatility range tighter than a Tesla panel gap. DOGE and GORK barely moved, with changes so small they’d get lost in a rounding error. Historically, similar posts have sparked ETH swings up to 1.75%, DOGE jumps over 1%, and GORK theatrics hitting 3.48%. Today’s reaction is like bringing a Prius to a drag race against those numbers. Nothing says "efficient market" like crypto barely flinching at Musk’s words while still tracking every keystroke he makes.

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