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Auren Hoffman
@auren

Tech has the fewest assholes per capita. Politics has the most

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,574.65

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,575.01
+0.360 (+0.01%)
5 min
$3,575.70
+1.05 (+0.03%)
10 min
$3,581.69
+7.04 (+0.20%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.179950
-0.0₄7 (-0.04%)
5 min
$0.179950
-0.0₄7 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.180040
+0.0₄199 (+0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's market-moving power appears to be in a speculative bubble of its own. The post triggered a modest but positive trajectory for ETH: up 0.01% in one minute, 0.03% in five, and a more notable 0.20% over ten minutes, while DOGE and GORK remained virtually inert with changes under 0.05%. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical precedents where similar posts caused wilder, often contradictory swings, from sharp drops to significant rallies. It seems the market has finally priced in the profound insight that tech has fewer assholes, rendering the news almost irrelevant.

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