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Department of War
@DeptofWar

WE ARE THE WAR DEPARTMENT.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,295.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,299.46
+4.43 (+0.10%)
5 min
$4,306.17
+11.14 (+0.26%)
10 min
$4,299.57
+4.54 (+0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.237910
-0.0₃219 (-0.09%)
5 min
$0.239160
+0.001 (+0.43%)
10 min
$0.238570
+0.0₃439 (+0.18%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009776
-0.0₅499 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.009840
+0.0₄59 (+0.60%)
10 min
$0.009876
+0.0₄949 (+0.97%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic war department post proves yet again that his words are a low-yield, high-frequency trading signal. ETH saw a modest initial pop: up 0.10% in one minute, gaining to 0.26% at five minutes before settling at a mere 0.11% gain. DOGE and GORK exhibited their typical micro-cap whimsy, with DOGE dipping 0.09% then rallying 0.43% and GORK ultimately climbing nearly 1% after ten minutes. This volatility is tame by Muskian standards, where a 1% move is considered a calm Tuesday. The real battle appears to be for relevance, as the market's tepid response suggests even his bots might be getting bored.

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