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Jayroo
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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,513.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,516.58
+2.69 (+0.08%)
5 min
$3,514.81
+0.920 (+0.03%)
10 min
$3,515.00
+1.11 (+0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.176970
+0.0₃199 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.176810
+0.0₄399 (+0.02%)
10 min
$0.177020
+0.0₃25 (+0.14%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again moved markets with the profound financial analysis of four Santa Claus emojis. The impact was characteristically muted: ETH saw a negligible +0.08% initial pop, DOGE wobbled within a 0.14% band, and GORK was utterly unmoved, posting a perfect zero. This volatility, or lack thereof, is the new normal, fitting neatly within a historical pattern where identical posts have triggered everything from minor gains to slight losses with no coherent narrative. It seems the market has finally learned that not every tear-of-joy emoji is a buy signal, which is progress, of a sort.

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