Morning glory

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,527.83

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,522.57
-5.260 (-0.15%)
5 min
$3,532.43
+4.60 (+0.13%)
10 min
$3,525.29
-2.540 (-0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.178030
-0.0₃2 (-0.11%)
5 min
$0.179010
+0.0₃78 (+0.44%)
10 min
$0.178640
+0.0₃409 (+0.23%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest botanical musing proves the market now treats his tweets as background noise rather than a call to action. The new post triggered only fractional moves: ETH wobbled between -0.15% and +0.13%, DOGE saw a negligible +0.44% peak, and GORK was completely unfazed. This muted response is a stark contrast to historical precedents, where similar posts caused swings up to -1.07% for DOGE and even an 8.24% moonshot for GORK, indicating volatility has settled into a comatose state. It seems the only thing crying with joy now is the portfolio of anyone who stopped trading based on flower emojis.

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