Grok upgrades

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Brian Roemmele
@BrianRoemmele

New Grok upgrade: -grok-4-fast-reasoning: 77.5% -> 94.1% -grok-4-fast-non-reasoning: 77.9 -> 97.9% My tests show significant ability increases in reasoning for potential agentic work. The fastest improving AI model in history… (Via

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,446.31

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,449.59
+3.28 (+0.10%)
5 min
$3,449.62
+3.31 (+0.10%)
10 min
$3,447.67
+1.36 (+0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.180380
+0.0₃57 (+0.32%)
5 min
$0.180290
+0.0₃48 (+0.27%)
10 min
$0.180240
+0.0₃43 (+0.24%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.001576
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon's Grok upgrade post triggered a market response so subtle you might need Grok itself to detect it. Ethereum saw a minuscule uptick: plus 3.28 dollars or 0.10 percent after one minute, holding at 0.10 percent after five, then fading to a barely-there 0.04 percent gain at ten minutes. Dogecoin mirrored this with fractional moves of 0.32, 0.27, and 0.24 percent, while the token sharing the AI's name, GORK, remained completely flat. Historically, similar announcements have produced wildly inconsistent results, from Ethereum popping 0.30 percent to occasionally dipping negative, indicating these events now generate more noise than meaningful volatility. It appears the market's reasoning capabilities have finally matched the AI's, concluding that not every software update warrants a financial one.

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