Another day, another Grok upgrade

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Marcio Lima 利真 マルシオ
@Preda2005

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,823.79

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,817.98
-5.810 (-0.12%)
5 min
$4,825.83
+2.04 (+0.04%)
10 min
$4,812.00
-11.790 (-0.24%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.240640
-0.0₃35 (-0.15%)
5 min
$0.240950
-0.0₄4 (-0.02%)
10 min
$0.240230
-0.0₃76 (-0.32%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009697
+0.0₄31 (+0.32%)
5 min
$0.009684
+0.0₄18 (+0.19%)
10 min
$0.009691
+0.0₄25 (+0.26%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Grok upgrade post demonstrates the market's increasingly sophisticated ability to ignore his software update announcements. Ethereum saw immediate minor whiplash: down 0.12% in the first minute, a fleeting 0.04% recovery at five minutes, then settling down 0.24% after ten. Dogecoin mirrored this with a consistent, albeit tiny, negative trajectory ending at -0.32%. The supposed beneficiary, GORK itself, managed only the most microscopic of gains, barely exceeding a quarter of a percent. This muted volatility is a stark departure from historical precedent, where similar posts often triggered more pronounced, if still irrational, moves in ETH and DOGE. It appears the market has finally learned that not every app update is a monetary policy shift, which is a terrifyingly low bar for progress.

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