This is an accurate picture of orbital rocket launches so far this year. 90% Falcon with the massive

@SpaceX Starship standing out very clearly.
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ApoStructura
@ApoStructura

All 258 rockets launched in 2025 so far, chronologically and at scale.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,740.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,739.27
-0.730 (-0.02%)
5 min
$3,736.30
-3.700 (-0.10%)
10 min
$3,732.63
-7.370 (-0.20%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.174790
-0.0₄699 (-0.04%)
5 min
$0.174790
-0.0₄699 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.174890
+0.0₄3 (+0.02%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001486
+0.0₅699 (+0.47%)
5 min
$0.001485
+0.0₅599 (+0.41%)
10 min
$0.001481
+0.0₅199 (+0.14%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest orbital dominance brag triggered a market response so subtle you'd need a Falcon 9 to detect the g-force. Ethereum saw a gradual descent: down 0.02% in one minute, 0.10% in five, and 0.20% in ten. Dogecoin wobbled between a 0.04% dip and a negligible 0.02% gain, while the memecoin GORK managed a tiny ascent of 0.47%. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical posts, where similar SpaceX boasts sent assets on more pronounced, if equally nonsensical, joyrides. The market has apparently achieved orbit: a state of perfect indifference where even a giant rocket can't move the needle.

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