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@SpaceX team on 100 Falcon launches already this year! That is ~1800 tons of payload, accounting for >90% of all Earth mass to orbit.
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Falcon 9 launches our 100th mission of the year!

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,314.59

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,316.40
+1.81 (+0.04%)
5 min
$4,322.34
+7.75 (+0.18%)
10 min
$4,313.27
-1.320 (-0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.222830
+0.0₃129 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.223250
+0.0₃549 (+0.25%)
10 min
$0.222880
+0.0₃179 (+0.08%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009720
+0.0₄149 (+0.15%)
5 min
$0.009745
+0.0₄4 (+0.41%)
10 min
$0.009892
+0.0₃186 (+1.93%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest SpaceX celebration post sent crypto markets on a joyride, though the joy was fleeting and selectively distributed. ETH saw a brief 0.18% bump in 5 minutes before dipping back to near-zero, while DOGE and GORK barely twitched with sub-1% moves—hardly the stuff of meme-fueled legend. Context is key: historically, similar posts triggered either mild negativity or indifference, with ETH dropping up to 0.73% and DOGE occasionally sulking. This time, the reaction was less "to the moon" and more "to the break room for a lukewarm coffee." GORK’s 1.93% rise in 10 minutes stands out, but let’s be real—it’s the crypto equivalent of a participation trophy. The real payload here? Proof that even Musk’s orbital achievements can’t escape the gravitational pull of market apathy.

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