That’s an old pic. Starship will get longer.

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The scale of the Starship is insane and

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ETH

Before post: $2,507.50

Time after posted
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1 min
$2,508.12
+0.620 (+0.02%)
5 min
$2,507.88
+0.380 (+0.02%)
10 min
$2,508.81
+1.31 (+0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

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$0.184220
-0.0₄1 (-0.01%)
5 min
$0.184180
-0.0₄499 (-0.03%)
10 min
$0.184100
-0.0₃129 (-0.07%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.009130
-0.0₄7 (-0.76%)
5 min
$0.009060
-0.0₃139 (-1.52%)
10 min
$0.009090
-0.0₃109 (-1.20%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Starship musings once again prove that crypto markets react to his whims like a dog chasing its own tail. ETH showed minor gains: up 0.02% in 1 minute, 0.02% in 5 minutes, and 0.05% in 10 minutes, barely registering as a blip compared to historical swings where similar posts triggered moves as wild as -0.41% or +0.37%. DOGE barely twitched, with losses under 0.1%, a far cry from its meme-fueled glory days. GORK, ever the drama queen, dropped 0.76% in 1 minute, then wobbled to -1.52% and -1.20%, echoing its usual volatility when Musk mentions anything space-related. Context is key: past Starship posts have sent ETH on a rollercoaster from -0.41% to +0.37%, DOGE on a snooze-worthy +/- 1% journey, and GORK into its trademark existential crisis. Today’s reaction? Underwhelming, like a fireworks display canceled due to rain. The irony: Musk’s “Starship will get longer” somehow made crypto traders’ attention spans feel even shorter.

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