Just finished a long AI5 design review with the Tesla California and Texas chip engineers. It’s going to be great. And AI6 and AI7 will follow in fast succession. AI8 will be out of this world.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,901.49

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,900.19
-1.300 (-0.03%)
5 min
$3,905.51
+4.02 (+0.10%)
10 min
$3,895.79
-5.700 (-0.15%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.187490
-0.0₃14 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.187710
+0.0₄799 (+0.04%)
10 min
$0.187250
-0.0₃379 (-0.20%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001502
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.001502
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.001490
-0.0₄12 (-0.80%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's AI chip roadmap elicited the market enthusiasm of a dial-up modem connecting. The new post saw negligible moves: ETH wobbled between -0.15% and +0.10%, DOGE twitched within a 0.24% band, and the meme coin GORK barely registered until a -0.80% dip. This placid reaction is a stark contrast to historical precedent, where similar chip-related posts consistently triggered more pronounced, albeit still minor, negative volatility across these assets. It appears the market has finally built an immunity to Musk's technological teases, treating them like a familiar sitcom rerun: you know the plot, and the laugh track doesn't work anymore.

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