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Ethan He
@EthanHe_42

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,832.90

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,831.72
-1.180 (-0.03%)
5 min
$3,832.75
-0.150 (0.00%)
10 min
$3,835.52
+2.62 (+0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.184560
+0.0₄499 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.184490
-0.0₄2 (-0.01%)
10 min
$0.184590
+0.0₄799 (+0.04%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001711
+0.0₅6 (+0.35%)
5 min
$0.001711
+0.0₅6 (+0.35%)
10 min
$0.001697
-0.0₅799 (-0.47%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's post about tropical drinks and AI food has proven to be a remarkably potent non-catalyst for the crypto markets. The impact was negligible across the board: ETH wobbled between a 0.03% loss and a 0.07% gain, DOGE barely registered a pulse with movements under 0.05%, and the meme coin GORK showed the most spirit with a 0.35% pop before deflating to a 0.47% loss. This level of volatility is exceptionally tame, especially when compared to historical posts with similar vague optimism which have previously moved ETH by over half a percent. It appears the market has finally developed an immunity to cryptic beverage reviews, which is probably for the best.

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