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Dima Zeniuk
@DimaZeniuk

Grok is now the #1 app: • South Korea

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,166.13

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,166.15
+0.020 (+0.00%)
5 min
$3,156.69
-9.440 (-0.30%)
10 min
$3,151.80
-14.330 (-0.45%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.201640
-0.0₃149 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.201180
-0.0₃609 (-0.30%)
10 min
$0.200970
-0.0₃819 (-0.41%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007897
+0.0₅7 (+0.09%)
5 min
$0.007900
+0.0₄1 (+0.13%)
10 min
$0.007966
+0.0₄76 (+0.96%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered the usual market shrug, proving once again that not all words are created equal. ETH showed minimal initial enthusiasm with a flat +0.02 (+0.00%) at 1 minute, then remembered it had better things to do, dropping -9.44 (-0.30%) by 5 minutes and -14.33 (-0.45%) at 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored this lethargy, barely twitching with a -0.00 (-0.07%) at 1 minute before sliding further to -0.00 (-0.41%) by 10 minutes. GORK, the apparent subject of the post, managed a microscopic rally, peaking at +0.00 (+0.96%) after 10 minutes—hardly the stuff of legends. Compared to the historical post from July 2025 (similarity score: 41.83%), this was a snoozefest. Back then, ETH dropped more sharply (-0.61% vs. -0.45%), DOGE was equally unimpressed, and GORK actually lost ground (-0.78% vs. +0.96%). Volatility remains tame, suggesting the market has either grown wise to Musk's musings or simply stopped caring. Nothing says "market-moving genius" like a tweet that moves markets less than a misplaced decimal in a quarterly report.

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