Thanks Cathie!

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Cathie Wood on

@elonmusk & his CEO Performance Award: "Elon Musk is the most productive human being on earth. And a human being who attracts incredible talent – people who want to solve the world’s hardest problems. This is a win-win for all of us if Elon succeeds this time."

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,827.86

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,825.61
-2.250 (-0.06%)
5 min
$3,831.53
+3.67 (+0.10%)
10 min
$3,840.86
+13.00 (+0.34%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.184160
-0.0₄6 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.184570
+0.0₃35 (+0.19%)
10 min
$0.184870
+0.0₃65 (+0.35%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001705
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.001711
+0.0₅6 (+0.35%)
10 min
$0.001697
-0.0₅799 (-0.47%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's gratitude now functions as a low-yield crypto stimulus package. ETH saw a brief dip then rose 0.34% over ten minutes, while DOGE posted a steady 0.35% gain; GORK, however, ended its volatile journey down 0.47%. This is remarkably tame compared to historical "thanks" posts, which often triggered more pronounced negative swings, suggesting the market is finally building an immunity to mere politeness. The most productive human being on earth now generates the most predictable and underwhelming financial reactions.

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