Thanks Satya!

avatar
Satya Nadella
@satyanadella

Welcome Grok 4 to Azure AI Foundry! x.com/Azure/status/1…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,180.67

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,178.36
-2.310 (-0.06%)
5 min
$4,178.92
-1.750 (-0.04%)
10 min
$4,178.66
-2.010 (-0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.232070
-0.0₃239 (-0.10%)
5 min
$0.232090
-0.0₃219 (-0.09%)
10 min
$0.232020
-0.0₃289 (-0.12%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011736
+0.0₄879 (+0.76%)
5 min
$0.011723
+0.0₄75 (+0.64%)
10 min
$0.011711
+0.0₄629 (+0.54%)

PayPal 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

Tesla 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's corporate gratitude remains a curiously low-volatility asset. ETH saw negligible declines: -0.06% at one minute, stabilizing around -0.05%. DOGE mirrored this with a trivial -0.10% dip. The real 'winner' was GORK, posting a modest +0.76% gain that quickly halved. This muted reaction is the market equivalent of a polite golf clap, especially when compared to the slightly more dramatic -0.20% ETH drop from a similar post last year. It seems the market has finally priced in the profound impact of executives being nice to each other.

🗃️ Content similarity analysis: