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BREAKING: 96% of 𝕏’s top advertisers have returned to the platform in the past year.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,335.57

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,335.24
-0.330 (-0.01%)
5 min
$2,333.85
-1.720 (-0.07%)
10 min
$2,336.77
+1.20 (+0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.204530
-0.0₃28 (-0.14%)
5 min
$0.204220
-0.0₃589 (-0.29%)
10 min
$0.204410
-0.0₃399 (-0.20%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.032520
+0.002 (+6.97%)
5 min
$0.031740
+0.001 (+4.41%)
10 min
$0.032910
+0.003 (+8.26%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's advertiser return announcement triggered the usual crypto roulette spin, with GORK emerging as the unlikely winner. ETH wobbled like a distracted intern: down 0.01% in 1 minute, 0.07% in 5, then a half-hearted 0.05% recovery by 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored a sleepy weekend trader: consistent minor losses around 0.2%. GORK, however, sprinted like it found Elon's secret caffeine stash: up 6.97% immediately, settling at a still-impressive 8.26% over 10 minutes. Compared to historical posts, this was a mild tremor: ETH's 0.31% drop in May 2nd's post remains the drama queen. DOGE's reaction was notably tamer than its past 0.57% jumps, suggesting even meme coins get bored of advertiser news eventually. Nothing says "healthy market" like GORK's 8% gain on a tweet literally about police car lights.

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