The futuristic Tesla Diner is going well. Probably makes sense to open one near our Giga Texas HQ in Austin and engineering HQ in Palo Alto.

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Breakfast at our Tesla Diner now available until 2pm Lots of new items on the menu – come try ‘em

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,825.97

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,832.90
+6.93 (+0.18%)
5 min
$3,829.69
+3.72 (+0.10%)
10 min
$3,838.84
+12.87 (+0.34%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.184510
+0.0₃45 (+0.24%)
5 min
$0.184430
+0.0₃37 (+0.20%)
10 min
$0.184820
+0.0₃76 (+0.41%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.001705
+0.0₅899 (+0.53%)
5 min
$0.001711
+0.0₄15 (+0.88%)
10 min
$0.001697
+0.0₆999 (+0.06%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's diner musings prove that crypto traders are hungry for any news, even breakfast menus. Ethereum saw a modest uptick: plus 0.18% in one minute, 0.10% over five, and 0.34% after ten minutes. Dogecoin and the inexplicable GORK showed similar minor, positive spasms, with Doge up 0.41% and GORK initially popping 0.53%. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical diner-related posts, which have previously triggered both gains and losses, suggesting the market is now merely chewing on the information instead of choking on it. It seems the only thing more volatile than crypto is trying to predict which Musk post will actually move the needle.

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