Tesla diner just opened in LA

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Tesla Diner is retro-futuristic diner & drive-in charging experience all wrapped into one 80 V4 Supercharger stalls are open to all NACS-compatible EVs, making it the largest urban Supercharger in the world

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,734.71

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,733.31
-1.400 (-0.04%)
5 min
$3,718.84
-15.870 (-0.42%)
10 min
$3,716.69
-18.020 (-0.48%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.267100
+0.0₃56 (+0.21%)
5 min
$0.265070
-0.001 (-0.55%)
10 min
$0.265090
-0.001 (-0.54%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007433
+0.0₄389 (+0.53%)
5 min
$0.007368
-0.0₄259 (-0.35%)
10 min
$0.007199
-0.0₃195 (-2.64%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Tesla Diner announcement proves once again that crypto markets treat his whims like a Rorschach test. ETH dipped steadily: -0.04% in 1 minute, -0.42% in 5, -0.48% in 10, mirroring the -0.16% average drop from similar past posts. DOGE swung from +0.21% to -0.54%, underperforming its usual +0.46% bump for diner news. GORK’s +0.53% spike collapsed to -2.64%, a volatility outlier compared to its typical +/- 0.5% range. Historical context shows these posts rarely move ETH beyond 0.25% in either direction, making today’s reaction more lethargic than a diner patron after a milkshake. Nothing says "efficient markets" like crypto traders parsing the existential implications of a charging station with onion rings.

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