If our retro-futuristic diner turns out well, which I think it will,

@Tesla will establish these in major cities around the world, as well as at Supercharger sites on long distance routes. An island of good food, good vibes & entertainment, all while Supercharging!

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,800.44

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,794.38
-6.060 (-0.16%)
5 min
$3,794.36
-6.080 (-0.16%)
10 min
$3,792.38
-8.060 (-0.21%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.273830
-0.0₃329 (-0.12%)
5 min
$0.273730
-0.0₃43 (-0.16%)
10 min
$0.274450
+0.0₃29 (+0.11%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007668
-0.0₄429 (-0.56%)
5 min
$0.007653
-0.0₄579 (-0.75%)
10 min
$0.007650
-0.0₄61 (-0.79%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's diner dreams serve crypto a side of mild indigestion. ETH wobbled gently: down 0.16% in 1 and 5 minutes, sliding to 0.21% after 10. DOGE flirted with neutrality: 0.12% and 0.16% dips early, then a token 0.11% rebound. GORK got the shakes: 0.56% drop at 1 minute, worsening to 0.79% by 10. Compared to last July’s diner musings, this was a tamer affair: ETH’s 0.25% drop back then outpaces today’s slide, while DOGE’s 0.43% dip in the 5-minute last time makes today’s moves look like a leisurely brunch. GORK, however, flipped from a 0.13% gain to today’s steeper decline—proof that novelty wears off faster than a diner’s neon sign. Nothing says "market-moving visionary" like crypto reacting to burger joint blueprints with the enthusiasm of a lukewarm milkshake.

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