Zohran is the future of the Democratic Party

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Chief Nerd
@TheChiefNerd

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NOW — Gov. Kathy Hochul: “With your help, we will elect Zohran and we take back America.”

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,182.31

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,189.41
+7.10 (+0.17%)
5 min
$4,201.74
+19.43 (+0.46%)
10 min
$4,193.04
+10.73 (+0.26%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.208110
+0.0₃349 (+0.17%)
5 min
$0.208620
+0.0₃859 (+0.41%)
10 min
$0.208760
+0.001 (+0.48%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.003033
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.003058
+0.0₄249 (+0.82%)
10 min
$0.003046
+0.0₄129 (+0.43%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that political prognostication is a surprisingly effective crypto catalyst. Ethereum saw a modest but immediate bump: up 0.17% in one minute, peaking at a 0.46% gain after five minutes before settling at 0.26%. Dogecoin and the memecoin GORK followed with even more muted, almost ceremonial, increases of less than half a percent. This volatility is remarkably tame by crypto standards, where a typical Tuesday can see more action than this politically-charged endorsement. The market's tepid response suggests that even Musk's influence has its limits, especially when the call to action is to 'take back America' for a candidate named 'Chief Nerd'.

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