A friend of mine just pointed out that Grok “kids mode” has exactly the same settings as what companies demand for “enterprise mode”

😂 We have indeed infantilized businesses in modern society.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,929.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,935.69
+6.40 (+0.16%)
5 min
$3,931.92
+2.63 (+0.07%)
10 min
$3,932.47
+3.18 (+0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.196640
+0.0₃3 (+0.15%)
5 min
$0.196580
+0.0₃24 (+0.12%)
10 min
$0.196550
+0.0₃21 (+0.11%)

GORK

Before post: $0.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.002860
-0.0₄149 (-0.52%)
5 min
$0.002876
+0.0₅1 (+0.03%)
10 min
$0.002917
+0.0₄419 (+1.46%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest musing on infantilized businesses proved the market is a moody teenager, reacting more to his tone than his actual words. ETH saw a modest initial pop: up 0.16% in one minute, settling to a 0.08% gain after ten. DOGE mirrored this with a consistent but microscopic 0.15% to 0.11% climb. The supposed subject, GORK, was all over the place: an immediate 0.52% dip, then a volatile recovery to a 1.46% rise after ten minutes. This volatility is standard fare for Musk-adjacent tokens, though the muted ETH and DOGE moves are practically tranquil compared to historical tantrums triggered by similar Grok-kid posts. It seems the only thing being infantilized here is the concept of predictable price action.

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