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If you’re using Starlink, you’re not just browsing the internet, you’re funding the Mars mission

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,918.45

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,921.52
+3.07 (+0.08%)
5 min
$3,933.47
+15.02 (+0.38%)
10 min
$3,943.34
+24.89 (+0.64%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.193550
-0.0₃129 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.194860
+0.001 (+0.61%)
10 min
$0.194780
+0.001 (+0.57%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008064
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.008061
-0.0₅299 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.008057
-0.0₅7 (-0.09%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that a single, cryptic word can move digital mountains. The latest "yes" post, endorsing Starlink as a Mars mission fundraiser, propelled ETH to a steady 0.64% gain over ten minutes, while DOGE managed a modest 0.61% peak before settling. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical "yes" events, one of which sent ETH down over 1%. It seems the market has finally learned to read between the non-existent lines, finding more stability in cosmic ambition than in grammatical clarity. The real mission to Mars appears to be training investors to find meaning in a vacuum.

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