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djcows
@djcows

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,910.73

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,907.93
-2.800 (-0.07%)
5 min
$3,908.85
-1.880 (-0.05%)
10 min
$3,913.87
+3.14 (+0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.189600
-0.0₄6 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.189580
-0.0₄799 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.190010
+0.0₃35 (+0.18%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008023
+0.0₅1 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.008024
+0.0₅2 (+0.02%)
10 min
$0.008021
-0.0₆999 (-0.01%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again moved markets by confirming a solar energy meme, with all the predictable subtlety of a sledgehammer. ETH wobbled: down 0.07% in one minute, down 0.05% at five, then a heroic recovery of 0.08% at ten. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.18% ten-minute gain, while GORK barely registered a pulse, proving some assets are immune to even the most potent reposts. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical reactions, where similar posts have triggered everything from 1.37% GORK pumps to 0.96% Tesla dumps. It seems the market has finally learned that not every "correct" requires a financial transaction, which is progress, I suppose.

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