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While you sleep, your Tesla downloads a free software update that makes it better at supervised self driving

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,920.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,918.01
-2.220 (-0.06%)
5 min
$3,914.04
-6.190 (-0.16%)
10 min
$3,906.73
-13.500 (-0.34%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.189540
-0.0₃15 (-0.08%)
5 min
$0.189210
-0.0₃48 (-0.25%)
10 min
$0.189120
-0.0₃569 (-0.30%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007811
-0.0₅599 (-0.08%)
5 min
$0.007798
-0.0₄189 (-0.24%)
10 min
$0.007809
-0.0₅799 (-0.10%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest ode to Tesla's nocturnal self-driving updates sent crypto markets into a predictable, albeit sleepy, decline. The post triggered immediate minor sell-offs: ETH slid 0.06% in one minute, accelerating to a 0.34% loss over ten minutes, while DOGE and GORK followed with drops of 0.30% and 0.10% respectively. This volatility is remarkably tame by historical standards for identical posts, which have previously sparked both rallies over 1% and similar minor corrections. It seems the market has finally learned that a car improving itself in the dead of night is not, in fact, a tradable event.

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