The rocket came back from space at hypersonic speed and then hovered at a precise position

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Adrian Dittmann
@AdrianDittmann

The booster hovering above the ocean looks incredible

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,985.95

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,987.19
+1.24 (+0.03%)
5 min
$3,975.41
-10.540 (-0.26%)
10 min
$3,980.57
-5.380 (-0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.197560
+0.0₃16 (+0.08%)
5 min
$0.197020
-0.0₃379 (-0.19%)
10 min
$0.197450
+0.0₄499 (+0.03%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007756
+0.0₅399 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.007754
+0.0₅199 (+0.03%)
10 min
$0.007780
+0.0₄279 (+0.36%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's rocket commentary proves once again that crypto markets are powered by vibes, not fundamentals. ETH saw a fleeting 0.03% one-minute gain before turning negative, down 0.26% after five minutes, while DOGE and GORK barely registered a pulse with moves under 0.2%. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical rocket posts, which have triggered swings over ten times larger, suggesting the market is finally developing a mild immunity to aerospace banter. The most impressive hover today was not the rocket, but the collective shrug from digital assets.

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