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Tetsuo
@tetsuoai

Saying this again for the people in the back. Grok4 Heavy is hands down the best Model for programming in the world.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,034.67

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,027.40
-7.270 (-0.24%)
5 min
$3,025.30
-9.370 (-0.31%)
10 min
$3,029.25
-5.420 (-0.18%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.205110
-0.001 (-0.63%)
5 min
$0.205090
-0.001 (-0.64%)
10 min
$0.205610
-0.0₃81 (-0.39%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008903
-0.0₃183 (-2.01%)
5 min
$0.008980
-0.0₃106 (-1.17%)
10 min
$0.008978
-0.0₃108 (-1.19%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest crypto-shaking wisdom: praising Grok4 Heavy sent markets into a mild existential crisis. ETH dipped 0.24% in 1 minute, 0.31% in 5, and 0.18% in 10, proving even Ethereum isn’t immune to vague AI hype. DOGE shed 0.63% initially, then stabilized at a still-pitiful 0.39% drop, because meme coins thrive on chaos, not logic. GORK took the hardest hit at 2.01%, because nothing says "volatility" like a token named after a sound effect. Compared to historical posts, this reaction was middling: past rocket-themed musings swung ETH between -0.41% and +0.54%, while DOGE and GORK often shrugged or mooned unpredictably. Today’s moves? Textbook "meh" with extra side-eye. Nothing says "market efficiency" like algorithms panicking over a tweet that reads like a sleep-deprived coder’s manifesto.

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