Cool

avatar
Beff – e/acc
@BasedBeffJezos

Super Grok Heavy is the best $300/mo I've ever spent

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,147.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,150.26
+2.27 (+0.05%)
5 min
$4,151.54
+3.55 (+0.09%)
10 min
$4,152.23
+4.24 (+0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.209460
+0.0₃39 (+0.19%)
5 min
$0.209550
+0.0₃479 (+0.23%)
10 min
$0.209670
+0.0₃599 (+0.29%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009121
+0.0₅3 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.009144
+0.0₄259 (+0.29%)
10 min
$0.009124
+0.0₅6 (+0.07%)

PayPal 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

Tesla 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that the word 'cool' is the most expensive adjective in finance. The latest post triggered a negligible market ripple: ETH saw a peak gain of 0.10%, DOGE a mere 0.29%, and GORK a paltry 0.29% over ten minutes. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical precedents, where identical posts have sent ETH on swings exceeding 1.25% and GORK on 6% moonshots. It appears the market is finally developing an immunity to his linguistic charms, which is probably for the best.

🗃️ Content similarity analysis: