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Chuck Cook
@chazman

I just finished my first 25 minute drive in the

@cybertruck with @grok . I have to say storyteller mode is just verbose enough to learn some lessons. Learn some history or get some depth on a subject. For example, I used this drive as an opportunity to learn a little bit more

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,166.83

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,178.49
+11.66 (+0.37%)
5 min
$3,184.58
+17.75 (+0.56%)
10 min
$3,176.00
+9.17 (+0.29%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.201400
+0.0₃409 (+0.20%)
5 min
$0.201910
+0.0₃92 (+0.46%)
10 min
$0.201630
+0.0₃64 (+0.32%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008385
-0.0₄309 (-0.37%)
5 min
$0.008309
-0.0₃106 (-1.27%)
10 min
$0.008220
-0.0₃196 (-2.33%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest "cool" post proves that even the most mundane words can move markets when uttered by a man who treats vowels like a scarce resource. ETH saw a modest uptick: +0.37% in 1 minute, peaking at +0.56% in 5 minutes before settling at +0.29% over 10 minutes. DOGE wobbled like a confused intern, with gains of 0.20% to 0.46%, while GORK plummeted as if it realized it was the third meme coin in the conversation. Historical data shows these "cool" events are a coin flip: sometimes ETH rallies (up to +0.49%), sometimes it yawns (-0.03%), and GORK often reacts like it’s been personally slighted. Volatility here is less "market-moving insight" and more "algorithmic traders overindexing on the word count." The real lesson? If you want predictable outcomes, watch Fed meetings. If you want chaos, watch a billionaire’s autocorrect.

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