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Grok to the Future
@testerlabor

Artifical Analysis tested Grok 4 in an independent test, and Grok 4 came in first place, even outperforming ChatGPT o3-pro.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,540.55

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,551.77
+11.22 (+0.32%)
5 min
$3,549.75
+9.20 (+0.26%)
10 min
$3,548.61
+8.06 (+0.23%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.202940
+0.0₃56 (+0.28%)
5 min
$0.202860
+0.0₃48 (+0.24%)
10 min
$0.203100
+0.0₃719 (+0.36%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006641
-0.0₄169 (-0.26%)
5 min
$0.006669
+0.0₄109 (+0.17%)
10 min
$0.006695
+0.0₄37 (+0.56%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest "cool" post proves once again that brevity is the soul of market manipulation. ETH saw a modest uptick: +0.32% in 1 minute, tapering to +0.23% by 10 minutes, while DOGE and GORK wobbled between negligible gains and losses, with GORK’s +0.56% at 10 minutes being the standout—if you can call it that. Compared to historical "cool" events, this ranks as middling volatility: ETH’s reaction was stronger than the July 13 dip but weaker than the July 16 spike, while GORK’s rebound from early losses suggests traders still can’t decide if it’s a real asset or a typo. Nothing says efficient markets like AI hype moving crypto more than actual fundamentals—unless you count Musk’s ability to monetize vague tweets as a fundamental.

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