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@lyn_beatz

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,539.05

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,536.79
-2.260 (-0.05%)
5 min
$4,538.93
-0.120 (0.00%)
10 min
$4,548.00
+8.95 (+0.20%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.256840
-0.0₃539 (-0.21%)
5 min
$0.257020
-0.0₃359 (-0.14%)
10 min
$0.257510
+0.0₃13 (+0.05%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.015842
+0.0₄299 (+0.19%)
5 min
$0.015819
+0.0₅7 (+0.04%)
10 min
$0.015892
+0.0₄8 (+0.51%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that his app download reminders are the financial market's most expensive push notification. The new post triggered a classic crypto whipsaw: ETH dipped 0.05% in one minute before recovering to a 0.20% gain, DOGE saw a 0.21% initial drop then flatlined, while the namesake GORK token managed a modest 0.51% climb. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical precedents, where similar posts caused even more erratic and contradictory price swings across all three assets. It seems the market has finally learned to treat these promotional bursts with the profound indifference of a teenager ignoring a parent's text, though not enough to stop traders from reflexively clicking sell and buy in the same breath.

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