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Eric Daugherty
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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,435.39

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,442.54
+7.15 (+0.16%)
5 min
$4,450.32
+14.93 (+0.34%)
10 min
$4,451.35
+15.96 (+0.36%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.254420
+0.0₃379 (+0.15%)
5 min
$0.254920
+0.0₃879 (+0.35%)
10 min
$0.254800
+0.0₃76 (+0.30%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.012699
+0.0₄33 (+0.26%)
5 min
$0.012750
+0.0₄839 (+0.66%)
10 min
$0.012774
+0.0₃108 (+0.85%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that a single word can move digital mountains, though this time the mountain is more of a molehill. The market's reaction was a masterclass in minimalism: ETH saw a modest uptick of 0.16% in one minute, stabilizing at a 0.36% gain after ten minutes, while DOGE and GORK followed with similarly sleepy movements of under 1%. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical "good" posts, which have previously sent ETH on a rollercoaster from a 0.22% surge to a 0.30% plunge within the same timeframe. It seems the crypto market has finally learned to read the fine print, or perhaps it's just tired of the same old script.

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