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The British Patriot
@TheBritLad

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BREAKING: Protests erupt in Japan demanding the deportation of all illegal immigrants. From Australia to Europe to Japan, citizens are uniting for remigration. The Globalist agenda is crumbling.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,381.32

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,390.88
+9.56 (+0.22%)
5 min
$4,368.27
-13.050 (-0.30%)
10 min
$4,373.39
-7.930 (-0.18%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.209630
+0.0₃51 (+0.24%)
5 min
$0.208530
-0.0₃59 (-0.28%)
10 min
$0.208850
-0.0₃269 (-0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008608
-0.0₅4 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.008593
-0.0₄189 (-0.22%)
10 min
$0.008599
-0.0₄129 (-0.15%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest geopolitical commentary proved to be a masterclass in market irrelevance. ETH saw a fleeting 0.22% bump evaporate into a 0.30% loss within five minutes, while DOGE mirrored this pattern with a 0.24% gain quickly turning to a 0.28% loss. GORK, ever the stoic, barely flinched with a maximal move of negative 0.22%. This minuscule volatility is utterly pedestrian when compared to the historical precedent set by nearly identical "good" posts, which also produced negligible sub-half-percent swings. The only thing crumbling faster than the globalist agenda is the notion that such posts have any meaningful impact on crypto valuations.

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