Tesla Cybertruck beats a 911 while towing a 911, which mean it can carry a 911 faster down a 1/4 mile than the Porsche can travel by itself …

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Beating a 911 while towing a 911

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ETH

Before post: $4,384.72

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,378.29
-6.430 (-0.15%)
5 min
$4,377.06
-7.660 (-0.17%)
10 min
$4,375.25
-9.470 (-0.22%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.255840
-0.0₃379 (-0.15%)
5 min
$0.255730
-0.0₃489 (-0.19%)
10 min
$0.255840
-0.0₃379 (-0.15%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.012758
-0.0₄999 (-0.78%)
5 min
$0.012792
-0.0₄66 (-0.51%)
10 min
$0.012804
-0.0₄54 (-0.42%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon's latest Cybertruck flex proved more effective at towing crypto prices than a Porsche. The post triggered immediate but modest declines: ETH down 0.15% in one minute, DOGE down 0.15%, and the volatile GORK leading the drop at 0.78%. These moves are remarkably tame compared to historical Tesla-related posts, which have often sparked more pronounced selloffs across the same assets. It seems the market has finally learned that a truck's quarter-mile time has the same relevance to digital assets as a chocolate teapot.

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