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Beff – e/acc
@BasedBeffJezos

Grok cracked a fundamental research problem I've been trying to understand for 10 years today. Will write a paper on it. x.com/elonmusk/statu…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,178.37

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,176.52
-1.850 (-0.04%)
5 min
$4,174.88
-3.490 (-0.08%)
10 min
$4,180.28
+1.91 (+0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.231800
-0.0₃219 (-0.09%)
5 min
$0.231970
-0.0₄499 (-0.02%)
10 min
$0.232320
+0.0₃299 (+0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011729
+0.0₄479 (+0.41%)
5 min
$0.011771
+0.0₄899 (+0.77%)
10 min
$0.011772
+0.0₄909 (+0.78%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that the word 'cool' is the most potent financial instrument in crypto. The new post triggered a near-zero reaction in ETH and DOGE, with ETH waffling between a 0.08% dip and a 0.05% gain while DOGE mirrored the non-action. GORK, the apparent subject of the post, managed a tepid 0.78% climb, which is less a rally and more a gentle sigh. Historically, these identically cryptic posts have caused everything from a 0.32% ETH surge to a 0.09% drop, making this latest volatility—or lack thereof—entirely on-brand. It seems the market has finally learned that not every 'cool' is a call to action, but is still contractually obligated to twitch just in case.

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