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Oli
@CARN0N

A Tesla owner left me this comment. Tesla is brining mobility back to the elderly!

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,039.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,038.83
-0.180 (0.00%)
5 min
$4,036.76
-2.250 (-0.06%)
10 min
$4,038.39
-0.620 (-0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.231630
-0.0₄1 (0.00%)
5 min
$0.231750
+0.0₃109 (+0.05%)
10 min
$0.231670
+0.0₄299 (+0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.014268
+0.0₄939 (+0.66%)
5 min
$0.014318
+0.0₃144 (+1.02%)
10 min
$0.014415
+0.0₃240 (+1.70%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest heartwarming Tesla anecdote sent shockwaves of near-total indifference through the crypto markets. The new post triggered negligible price action: ETH saw a maximum drop of 0.06%, DOGE a peak gain of 0.05%, and the micro-cap GORK managed a comparatively wild 1.70% ascent. This placid response is the historical norm for such posts, where volatility rarely exceeds a rounding error, creating a predictable pattern of profound unimportance. It seems the market has finally built an immunity to sentimental corporate storytelling, which is perhaps the most efficient innovation of all.

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