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Mike P
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Things you’ll never do again if you buy a Tesla: -Start the car -Turn the car off -Unlock the car -Lock the car -Turn on the headlights -Turn off the headlights -Carry a car key -Put the car in drive or reverse -Put the car in park -Get an oil change -Interface with a gas

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,039.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,038.83
-0.180 (0.00%)
5 min
$4,036.76
-2.250 (-0.06%)
10 min
$4,038.39
-0.620 (-0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.231630
-0.0₄1 (0.00%)
5 min
$0.231750
+0.0₃109 (+0.05%)
10 min
$0.231670
+0.0₄299 (+0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.014268
+0.0₄939 (+0.66%)
5 min
$0.014318
+0.0₃144 (+1.02%)
10 min
$0.014415
+0.0₃240 (+1.70%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again demonstrated his unique ability to move markets with the most mundane of statements. The latest post, a recycled list of Tesla conveniences, sent the obscure GORK on a tear: up 0.66% in one minute, 1.02% in five, and 1.70% in ten minutes, while ETH and DOGE remained essentially flat with changes under 0.06%. This volatility is par for the course, as historical data for this identical post shows wildly inconsistent reactions: GORK has previously exploded over 3% and plummeted nearly 3% from the same content, proving there is no rhyme or reason, only chaos. It appears the market's most reliable indicator is a collective amnesia regarding what was posted just last week.

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