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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,020.81

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,022.36
+1.55 (+0.04%)
5 min
$4,025.39
+4.58 (+0.11%)
10 min
$4,029.32
+8.51 (+0.21%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.231480
+0.0₃259 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.232030
+0.0₃809 (+0.35%)
10 min
$0.232210
+0.0₃989 (+0.43%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.012724
+0.0₄669 (+0.53%)
5 min
$0.012854
+0.0₃197 (+1.56%)
10 min
$0.012912
+0.0₃255 (+2.01%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest app update post triggered the usual Pavlovian response, albeit with a notably tepid bark from the crypto kennel. The market impact was uniformly positive but modest: ETH saw a gradual climb to +0.21% over ten minutes, DOGE perked up to +0.43%, and the namesake GORK led the pack with a +2.01% gain. This volatility is par for the course, falling well within the historical range of similar announcements which have sent GORK swinging between -0.30% and +1.68%. It appears the market has become adept at separating substantive updates from routine software patches, a surprisingly rational habit in an otherwise irrational arena. One might call it progress, or perhaps just the calm before the next whimsical tweet.

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