Just Grok it

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DogeDesigner
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BREAKING: Grok continues to dominate AI benchmarks, beating OpenAI's ChatGPT, Google's Gemini and others in reasoning, coding, and agentic tasks. #1 in GPQA (Scientific Reasoning) #1 in SciCode (Coding) #1 in Terminal-Bench (Agentic Coding & Terminal Use)

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,017.93

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,020.81
+2.88 (+0.07%)
5 min
$4,022.36
+4.43 (+0.11%)
10 min
$4,025.39
+7.46 (+0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.231220
+0.0₃32 (+0.14%)
5 min
$0.231480
+0.0₃579 (+0.25%)
10 min
$0.231990
+0.001 (+0.47%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.012657
+0.0₄87 (+0.69%)
5 min
$0.012721
+0.0₃151 (+1.20%)
10 min
$0.012853
+0.0₃283 (+2.25%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest AI boosterism proves that even for crypto, the only real intelligence is artificial. The post triggered immediate but modest gains across the board: ETH crept up 0.07% in the first minute, culminating in a 0.19% rise after ten minutes, while DOGE and the aptly named GORK saw more spirited jumps of 0.47% and 2.25% respectively over the same period. This reaction is notably tame compared to historical precedent, where similar Grok-related posts have often resulted in negative or wildly inconsistent price swings, suggesting the market is developing a mild immunity to this particular hype cycle. It seems investors are finally learning to grok the difference between a benchmark and a bankable asset.

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