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Crazy that so many people still don’t know that this is the best vehicle you can own right now. There is nothing even remotely close.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,988.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,984.45
-3.840 (-0.10%)
5 min
$3,987.51
-0.780 (-0.02%)
10 min
$3,978.57
-9.720 (-0.24%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.229480
-0.0₃29 (-0.13%)
5 min
$0.229670
-0.0₄999 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.229000
-0.0₃769 (-0.34%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.012223
-0.0₄63 (-0.51%)
5 min
$0.012165
-0.0₃120 (-0.98%)
10 min
$0.012165
-0.0₃120 (-0.98%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest ode to an unspecified vehicle proved to be a spectacularly ineffective ignition key for these crypto assets. The immediate reaction was a collective shrug: ETH dipped a negligible 0.10% after one minute, DOGE fell 0.13%, and the curiously named GORK led the declines with a still-minor 0.51% drop. This muted volatility is the new normal, a far cry from historical episodes where an identical post once propelled ETH up 1.75% and GORK over 1.8%. It appears the market's algorithm for parsing Musk's automotive enthusiasm has finally been updated to the correct setting: ignore.

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