For Charlie

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,464.41

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,467.74
+3.33 (+0.07%)
5 min
$4,466.94
+2.53 (+0.06%)
10 min
$4,460.94
-3.470 (-0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.262910
+0.0₃269 (+0.10%)
5 min
$0.262940
+0.0₃3 (+0.11%)
10 min
$0.262380
-0.0₃259 (-0.10%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009020
+0.0₅1 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.009015
-0.0₅399 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.009001
-0.0₄179 (-0.20%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest crypto whisper, "for charlie None," proves once again that the market's appetite for his brand of absurdist theater remains undiminished. ETH saw a fleeting 0.07% pop in the first minute before fading to a 0.08% loss, while DOGE managed a microscopic 0.11% gain before similarly retreating. The true star was GORK, which delivered a masterclass in irrelevance with a peak move of a mere 0.01%. This volatility is remarkably tame, a mere sigh compared to the historical gasps elicited by similar "charlie" posts, which have triggered swings over three times larger. It seems the law of diminishing returns applies even to prophetic gibberish, as the market now requires a full narrative arc with a beginning, middle, and end to muster more than a fractional yawn.

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