Charlie was murdered by the Dark for showing people the Light

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,488.93

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,491.04
+2.11 (+0.05%)
5 min
$4,486.25
-2.680 (-0.06%)
10 min
$4,486.29
-2.640 (-0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.263760
-0.0₃19 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.263210
-0.0₃74 (-0.28%)
10 min
$0.263030
-0.0₃92 (-0.35%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009023
-0.0₅6 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.009040
+0.0₄109 (+0.12%)
10 min
$0.009013
-0.0₄16 (-0.18%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic eulogy proves that even in mourning, his market-moving power remains on brand: chaotic and minimal. ETH saw a fleeting 0.05% pump at the one-minute mark before settling into a shallow 0.06% loss, while DOGE and GORK barely registered the news with moves under half a percent. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical reactions to "Charlie" posts, which have triggered swings over three times larger. It seems the market has finally become desensitized to existential dread, treating it with the same indifference as a tweet about Friday night lights.

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