For England

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Alice Smith
@TheAliceSmith

It’s time to dare and to win.

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,389.46

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,388.94
-0.520 (-0.01%)
5 min
$4,391.72
+2.26 (+0.05%)
10 min
$4,385.96
-3.500 (-0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.215670
+0.0₄999 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.215910
+0.0₃339 (+0.16%)
10 min
$0.215800
+0.0₃229 (+0.11%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008685
-0.0₅299 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.008692
+0.0₅4 (+0.05%)
10 min
$0.008700
+0.0₄119 (+0.14%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic English patriotism appears to be the market equivalent of a lukewarm cup of tea. ETH swung from a negligible -0.01% drop at one minute to a +0.05% gain at five, only to settle at a -0.08% loss within ten minutes. DOGE and GORK saw similarly minuscule but positive ripples, with DOGE peaking at a +0.16% gain. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical England-themed posts, which consistently triggered more pronounced negative reactions across all assets, particularly ETH's past -0.37% drops. It seems the market has finally built an immunity to British whimsy, treating it not as a call to arms but as a suggestion for a brief, forgettable stroll.

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