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Matt Van Swol
@matt_vanswol

It is incredibly important we find out every single detail that led a young boy from a conservative family to live with a transgender boyfriend and then assassinate Charlie Kirk. It is existential to America these steps are uncovered. Then we must destroy those steps.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,670.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,670.33
-0.370 (-0.01%)
5 min
$4,668.17
-2.530 (-0.05%)
10 min
$4,676.09
+5.39 (+0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.287570
+0.0₃17 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.287070
-0.0₃329 (-0.11%)
10 min
$0.288130
+0.0₃73 (+0.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011898
-0.0₄249 (-0.21%)
5 min
$0.011902
-0.0₄21 (-0.18%)
10 min
$0.011920
-0.0₅299 (-0.03%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's monosyllabic endorsement of a politically charged rant once again proves that "yes" is the new sell signal. The immediate market reaction was characteristically schizophrenic: ETH dipped 0.01% in the first minute, fell 0.05% after five, then oddly rallied 0.12% after ten. DOGE and GORK followed their own cryptic script with similarly negligible but erratic swings. This volatility is utterly tame by historical standards, where an identical "yes" has previously triggered ETH slides as deep as 0.49%, suggesting the market is becoming numb to the theatrics or simply ran out of assets to liquidate. Ultimately, the most stable investment appears to be the predictability of Musk using his platform for anything but stable commentary.

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