Honest

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,638.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,644.04
+5.83 (+0.13%)
5 min
$4,658.50
+20.29 (+0.44%)
10 min
$4,659.96
+21.75 (+0.47%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.287610
+0.002 (+0.53%)
5 min
$0.288570
+0.002 (+0.86%)
10 min
$0.288640
+0.003 (+0.89%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.012171
+0.0₅799 (+0.07%)
5 min
$0.012167
+0.0₅4 (+0.03%)
10 min
$0.012126
-0.0₄37 (-0.30%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again moved markets with the profound insight of "honest None." ETH saw a modest but immediate lift, up 0.13% in the first minute and climbing to a 0.47% gain within ten minutes. DOGE followed its meme-coin destiny with a more enthusiastic 0.89% climb, while GORK, after a flat start, dipped 0.30% showing the classic altcoin gamble. This volatility is remarkably tame compared to historical posts with the same cryptic similarity score, which have triggered ETH swings nearly four times larger and sent GORK on wilder rides. It seems the market is finally becoming numb to even the most artfully meaningless of musings.

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