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The Klendathu Cap
@KlendathuCap

I still can't get over the fact that a guy was assassinated on a college campus for engaging in a debate and the response from college professors all over the world is to celebrate. It's one of the grossest, least self aware, most openly corrupt responses I've ever seen.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,642.72

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,642.73
+0.010 (+0.00%)
5 min
$4,643.08
+0.360 (+0.01%)
10 min
$4,645.16
+2.44 (+0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.286820
+0.0₃57 (+0.20%)
5 min
$0.287020
+0.0₃769 (+0.27%)
10 min
$0.286260
+0.0₄1 (+0.00%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.012111
+0.0₃115 (+0.96%)
5 min
$0.012074
+0.0₄779 (+0.65%)
10 min
$0.012074
+0.0₄779 (+0.65%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's monosyllabic agreement with a contentious political take once again proves that his most potent market-moving power is the word "yes." The impact was characteristically muted: ETH saw a negligible peak of +0.05% after ten minutes, while DOGE and the meme-adjacent GORK barely registered a blip, with GORK's most exciting move being a +0.96% initial jump. This volatility is a snooze compared to historical "yes" events, which have previously swung ETH by over half a percent in a single minute. The market's diminishing reaction to his political endorsements suggests that even algorithmic traders are becoming desensitized to the drama, finding more excitement in watching paint dry than parsing his feed.

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