It has indeed come to this

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Colin Wright
@SwipeWright

This needed an update.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,461.83

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,465.97
+4.14 (+0.09%)
5 min
$4,465.93
+4.10 (+0.09%)
10 min
$4,473.99
+12.16 (+0.27%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.256920
+0.0₃489 (+0.19%)
5 min
$0.257970
+0.002 (+0.60%)
10 min
$0.259120
+0.003 (+1.05%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011372
+0.0₄969 (+0.86%)
5 min
$0.011335
+0.0₄599 (+0.53%)
10 min
$0.011339
+0.0₄639 (+0.57%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk has once again proven that a whisper about an update can move digital mountains, albeit very small ones. The immediate reaction was a collective shrug from ETH: up a mere 0.09% in the first minute, holding steady at 0.09% after five, and mustering a slightly more enthusiastic 0.27% gain at ten minutes. DOGE and GORK, the usual court jesters, performed their expected roles: DOGE climbed 0.19%, 0.60%, and 1.05% while GORK saw gains of 0.86%, 0.53%, and 0.57% across the same timeframes. This level of volatility is utterly pedestrian, a gentle ripple compared to the historical tsunamis triggered by posts with higher similarity scores that actually contained a discernible point. It seems the market has finally calibrated its sensitivity to Musk's musings: profound nonsense moves needles, while vague nonsense is just background noise. The most significant update here is the market's growing immunity to his particular brand of cryptic ambivalence.

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