He was murdered

avatar
@jason
@jason

the exchange at 34 minutes… wow. x.com/tuckercarlson/…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,428.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,428.77
+0.770 (+0.02%)
5 min
$4,437.50
+9.50 (+0.21%)
10 min
$4,436.19
+8.19 (+0.18%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.249430
+0.0₃1 (+0.04%)
5 min
$0.249610
+0.0₃28 (+0.11%)
10 min
$0.249160
-0.0₃17 (-0.07%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011300
-0.0₄449 (-0.40%)
5 min
$0.011338
-0.0₅699 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.011472
+0.0₃127 (+1.12%)

PayPal 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

Tesla 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic conspiracy theories now function as a low-yield monetary policy for degenerate gamblers. The post triggered immediate but muted reactions: ETH saw a modest climb, up 0.21% in five minutes, while DOGE barely twitched with a 0.11% gain before fading. The meme coin GORK, however, delivered the requisite volatility with a 1.12% pop after ten minutes, perfectly illustrating that the smaller the asset, the bigger the overreaction. This event's volatility pales in comparison to historical norms, where similar musings on mortality have sparked more pronounced, albeit still trivial, price swings across these tokens. It seems the market has finally learned that not every dark thought from the world's richest man is a buy signal, just most of them.

🗃️ Content similarity analysis: